US Jokes 4 U – J4U !!!

Here are some American jokes for you… I dont know how far we (see, I ve included me too ) get the essence of these jokes, but still, let’s give it a try…

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?

Kindergarten dropout. 

 How do you recognize a Virginian staying in a fancy hotel?

He’s the one trying to slam the revolving door.

Did you hear about the Texas bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

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A Bangor resident went to the airport and asked for a roundtrip ticket.

The ticket agent asked, “Where to?”

The Mainer said, “Well, back here, of course.”

Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?

There’s only two letters to remember.

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 A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for “Freedom Fries” at a Halloween party.

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“They caught Hughie last night burglarizin’ a house in Birmingham ’cause he broke two windows.”

“Why’d he do that?”

“One to get in, and one to get out.”

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What can most Alabama kids do by the age of twelve?

Wave bye-bye.

How can you tell when a North Dakotan has class?

When the words on his tattoo are spelled correctly.

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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?

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Did you hear about the New Yorker who was killed in a pie-eating contest?

The cow sat on him.

Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

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A woman walked into a South Carolina country store and said, “Do you keep brown sugar?”

“No, ma’am,” replied the owner. “When it gets dirty we throw it away.”

Hope you enjoyed this post…

PS : if you had noticed that the American touch still rules the content of my posts, well done

Jokes for you – J4U !!!

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an
Indian……

A M.Sc E.Media and a MBA go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the M.Sc E.Media wakes his MBA friend. ” look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?”

The M.Sc E.Media is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.